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lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

(via crunchier)

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

(via victorian-porcelain-doll)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via orgasm)

cooknut:

jiyongs-g-thong:

this is the complete opposite to a problem

oh deer
montereybayaquarium:

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australiansanta:

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

(via subcutaneouscat)

awardweiner:

i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate

(via unretrieved)

Is this how cat burglars get in?

dailycatgif:

image

(via touch-my-soul)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via unretrieved)

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Source: hama0n, via sinnerscrawl)

(Source: iwannabuildbuildingshighforu, via pokec0re)