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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via real-int0xicated)

dearscience:

Fijian Dream by Jim Patterson
maralyo:


lovelustandpixidust:

I’ve become practically a virgin and these gifs are teasing the fuck out of me. dammit.

x
c-oquetry:

findingshe:

Old friendsFor all the people I used to know.

This hurts.

whitewanke-r:

imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”

There are some things you can’t unread

(via washroom-color)

marlibu:

I laugh at this every single fucking time
o-dessa:

WOAH

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

(via broken-heavily)