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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via encourage)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via baby-make-it-hurt)

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

"I guess"

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via kryptojuice)

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via orgasm)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

Marina encourages kids to skip school

(Source: fymarinaandthediamonds, via marina-del-cyrus)

nichvlas:

_7162 (by MICHAE L)

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

(via encourage)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via brittanylibertine)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via orgasm)